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Name: Neil Lofts
A.K.A.: Lofty, Jedi Lofty
Born: 26th May 1973
Height: 6' 7"
Place of Birth: Pembury Hospital, Pembury, Kent, England
Family: Father (Raymond),
Mother (Vanessa),
2 Sisters (Caroline and Sharon [twins])
Caroline has two girls (Katherine and Frances)
Sharon is married to Alan, and has a Girl and a boy (Emily and Robert)

Computers are my main passion, with music following closely behind. I also enjoy spending time with my mates. Saturdays often consist of meeting up with people in Tunbridge Wells, often including lunch at Cassidy's (which has been my "local" (despite not living in Tunbridge Wells) for some time now! I gave up alcohol in September 1995 - but I drink Diet Coke by the gallon!! I suppose I should give up smoking, too, but I can't be bothered!!).

If you happen to be around there feel free to say "hello"!! You'll recognise me - there aren't many 6'7" blokes around!! I also have a unique denim jacket with tons of badges, patches and computer components on it (I'm wearing it in the picture on this page - if you look at the bottom right of the pic, you may just see an old 486 CPU and a Pentium). My jacket is on its second incarnation, now, as the first one was getting too small and was also falling apart!

If you are interested, my CV is available on-line here

Here's a page about Paddock Wood and one about my car!

Check this out - a map of the area where I live!


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